Canada is not for sale, but we do have some nice iceberg real estate we can let go cheap
To the Expositor:
Patriotic reflections.
Greetings Donald and co-president Elon.
Just in case you got the memo in French or Spanish; the American English version is the same. “Go away!” “Hopefully Mars.” “Insha Allah” Arabic for God willing.
We are not for sale; but if the money is right, we’ll give you a long-term lease (99 years) on some beautiful icebergs. Canadian of course. We’ll also throw in for free an exclusive franchise for prefabricated igloos on Baffin and Ellesmere Islands.
Not bad for the world’s greatest deal maker Eh Donald? But what to do you expect, times are tough, with neighbours like you who needs enemies!
And as Papa Trudeau would have likely said, “You are both as bright as a one-watt lightbulb.” Oh and to the two co-presidents of U.S. of eh “Fudell Duddel.
A “heel hartefipk dank!” (Heartfelt thanks in Dutch.”)
To all Canadian Patriots.
M.G. Loker
Cambridge
Founder and advocate True North Strong and Free Friends of Old America Patriots Alliance
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